You thought that you could just read this blog for free, forever. Well, now has come the time to pay up. With all this original content and witty remarks that you’ve read, you accumulated many, many dollars of debt towards us.
Oh no! What can you do? Well, I’ve got the perfect solution. Vote for my daughter!
Our daughter’s picture is up for the cover of Parents magazine, so vote today, vote tomorrow and vote the rest of the week. You’ll feel better and that nasty debt will be lifted off you shoulders.